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Many “young girls” have a very disgusting rude mentality!
Sometime ago I was in neo coffee shop somewhere in V.I and I
overhead a chitchat between a group of three girls who walked in looking
physically comfortable and well-to-do. The baseline of their conversation was “I
cannot date a mainland boy”. I became shocked and confused as I could not
relate with the reasons to such conclusion. Lol men have indeed suffered
discrimination (and some other women would be ranting about feminism).
I laughed deeply in my head and decided to take a quick mental
judgment of what kind of persons they might be. My first bother was “did they
come to a coffee shop to deliberate as what kind of man to date?” Or where they
expecting some boxed up nigga to walk in and then they fling their interest?
I leaned back to my seat to hear them carefully as they weren’t
my front view. I crossed my legs pretending I was lost in search of some
forgotten inspiration. Hardly did they know I wasn't only having a cup of coffee. The lead speaker stressed “Mainland guys are
broke”
HA!
Not until this confession
I couldn’t picture their hurt towards “our mainland men”.
For the first time I needed an extra cup of coffee. This
inspiration I was in search of must have been really lost! I made an attempt to
get the attention of the waiter to refill my cup as I skillfully took a better
look at these girls…
“Oh hello” I said
That I would be ignored I didn’t see that coming. I shook it
off. I’m used to the envy of girls, I’m pretty sure it couldn’t have been a guy.
Lol
My entire opinion to some girls with this mentality is that
it is better you go make a living than to be hanging around the island in
search of capable men. How does the fact that a man lives on the mainland
affect his income? Or his right to a big house or great ride? Unfortunately
many young ladies would miss out on opportunities to get a real man when the
only recognized real men are on the island with jobs or without jobs and I’m
quite sure they don’t even care to know.
And to be precise, when I say “young girls” I mean mentally
immature girls… It’s rather unfortunate that we have grown with the wrong
ideas.
errr.. excuse me. actually island guys are rich although the only problem is that they are not ready to settle down but mainland guys are broke guys searching for love. who says money cannot buy happiness, so that is why we stick to mr. islander. nobody is immature too, it's matter of choice. i love islanders and dislike mainlanders... islanders are rich, ambitious while mainlanders are searching for their missing rib, except for some few wise ones. well, my conclusion is those girls aren't wrong.
ReplyDeleteLol Kike islander you must be a funny person ooo
ReplyDeleteMainland guys are broke ke? and you are supposed to be some senators pikin? Biko carry your judgement elsewhere!!! Or wait till mainland guys hear this.
Oga or madam Anonymous or whatever your name is, why not reveal your true identity. it's obvious you are in a relationship with a mainlander and you are ashamed. Don't use this platform to pour out your regrets. i know how you feel, i know its quite unfortunate. take heart.
ReplyDeleteWaooooh....... Kike, I'm in love with you already, too bad I'm a Mainlander, meaning we won't get far..........����������������!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh Kenny K. I knew a mainlander would come around. Keep your love, we would ignite nothing talk more of going far. keep searching for your missing rib, this is a social media not ICM.
DeleteIt's called sarcasm - ˈsärˌkazəm - gerrit!!
DeleteBut on a more serious note, you belong on the Island with all the "rich" guys!!!
I don't belong to the island mon cherie, WE were born there.
DeleteOh you know this, I'm from Ajah. Ask for any Kikelemo Solange Adenmosun, they know me. My great grand fathers are the originators of the Island so keep your thoughts.I am not proud, this is WHO I AM.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Kikelemo Solange Adenmosun - her ancestors originated the whole of Island (VI, Lekki, Ajah all the way to Epe).
DeleteNo wonder a whole chapter was dedicated to your family in the history of Lagos State.
Meanwhile, in other news - who you don epp??
you want may i epp you?
DeleteWait a min Kike...... what do you have to say about those of us living outside Lagos - Abeokuta, Ibadan, Ijebu Ode, Ilesha, Benin, Onitsha Enugu etc?
ReplyDeleteLol this is getting funny
Deleteit seems you like me. well it's best you stick to your COMMUNITY babes, Abeokuta? Ilesha?... sorry how did you get network?
DeleteAnd before you say Jack Robinson, someone like Kike is going to claim Lekki as her village. I am not decieved, I know your "kind"!!!
DeleteLMAO.... like,
Delete"Hi, I'm Kike, I'm from Lekki!!
And I say, "oh yeah I know you are from Lekki, but where is your FATHER from?
Wow, it seems this blog is full of mainlanders. sigh....
DeleteOh my Lawd, Nene, you just killed me!!!
DeleteI like the way you said "your FATHER", I am sure you said it with the voice of Simi.
You Mainlanders fit then. *sigh*
DeleteKike you aren't even ashamed of your person
ReplyDeletePeople don't come around to make fool of themselves go and marry your father Mrs Islander
Madam Rosemary, Maybe you should offer your own father, isn't he up to the standards?
DeleteKike Islander @ Team Kike - Isn't it time for you guys to resume at your duty post in front of Quilox?
DeleteOh Quilox, now the mainlander wants to come to the Island and have fun with us.
DeleteAhan team kike? You no get shame wetin do your own papa?
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed of girls right about now. I'm going to have to tell any girl i meet in Lagos island club that I live on the mainland so they don't just come and eat my money ����
ReplyDeleteWe know ourselves, you don't have to pretend. mainlanders follow mainlanders.
DeleteTeam Kike's Papa is not good enough for Kike Islander, he doesn't stay on the Island. We are neighbours in Egbeda!!
ReplyDeleteYou are poverty stricken. Shut up.
ReplyDeleteBut I can't still pay your bills for tonight!!! How much?
DeleteHa ha, generally I just think an individual can be great wherever whether mainland or island it all depends on the right network, preception and attitude towards achieving ones goal or dreams. If a guy is doing amazingly well on the mainland and he lougues in an hotel based on business trips on the island or just to relax with friends and he approaches you at a bar he is obviously well to do and you have a drink or two with him and you are also totally digging him so the moment he says he stays on the main land you end the conversation that's totally LAME.
ReplyDeleteThis very true Bisola
DeleteIf you are out tonight..... Drinks on me!!!
Delete@cyndy @Bisola... supporters club. wait for a man that lives in the hotel. maybe you should wait at the bars too.... better port to the island
Delete@Kenny K we are outtt!
DeleteShut up ke??? You don mad!
ReplyDeleteIrrational thinking going on here. WOW
ReplyDeleteUnfortunate rude depressed soul in the building in person of kike
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your folks live right in ajegunle and you're some slut hat devour young men's hard end money
Please give your self some respect
Kolade you are the maggot that lives in the slums of ajegunle. your parents haven't probably smelled lagos, they live in the bush. Uneducated faggot, go and get yourself some education. Maybe when you earn your first salary i would consider you a puppet.
ReplyDeleteKike "A word is enough for the wise!" I see you aren't among that category
ReplyDeleteWell @kiki i think that to even be arguing about this still... Is very shallow . Only shalow minded people who know nothing about the depth of life and much more important things to docus on make such arguments.... Cash dosent make noise wen its in a bag.. But coins definitely do... And slot of noise i bet u know which currency is higher... Lol u should grow up and understand that life entails much more.. As a lady just build urself and work on ur temperament cos the more u make noise the more we see your insecurities and inadeqacies .. Truly wealthy people dont bluff
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah wooow....hmmnn... the comments, the come backs, the thinkings and think-lows, the seemingly wise but yet clearly foolish, the kikes and the ones who originated from the island... amazing stuff...
ReplyDeleteIt's wrong for Any sort of person to have this kind of idea towards mainland guys... I'm happily married to a mainland man and he is wealthier than all the dupes we have as men on the island who only care to pass through those thin legs of ours.
ReplyDeleteI like the mainland men please let them go ahead and find their missing rib there is nothing wrong
Where you stay doesn't determine how wealth you are or how wealth you will be.
ReplyDeleteKike, i was going to do a full post to Advice and curb this improper reasoning pattern you are having, but then the lack of wisdom in your words killed my creative process and zeal to help your predicament. First and foremost your thinking is flawed in as much i respect your preference, but i think its based on a misinformed, uneducated and quite biased platform of reasoning. Not everybody on the island is rich, and not everybody on the mainland is hustling.
ReplyDeleteAs an island guy, i am quite dissapointed with mentality,and must admit, apart from not being ready to settle down, your mental retardation as exposed by your rants will turn off any island guy...
Lol you stay on the island? As some Hussler? Ok
DeleteYou don't even sound like a lagos boy talk more of an islander.
This is enough for a full post. Congratulations go ahead and feed your hungry readers I guess you were only trying to let the crowd know you have a blog. I'm sure I inspired your sad epistle.