Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

FACTS ABOUT LAGOS

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Lagos and it's many characters. Trust me, it is a City with hilarious personalities. Everybody in Lagos contributes to defining Lagos. 

Here are some Lagos facts...

  1.  On a Monday morning, every soul in a car that appears on the road is rushing somewhere but when a fellow madman "jams" his car, he comes down to start a fight. What happened to where he was rushing to?
  2. In Lagos, beggars don't beg when it is raining. Why?
  3. Hawkers sell their goods come rain come the sun, they fight to survive.
  4. In Lagos, VI, Lekki, Ikoyi, beggars don't beg when cars are hurrying to work they show up at evening and night time. Why?
  5. In Lagos, when a fellow rider drives like an idiot, why do we always look into their cars like we want to beat them up and we eventually don't?
  6. Why do Lagosians feel blasting gbedu in their cars make them the IN thing?
  7. If you don't have an iPhone as a Lagos girl you are not a sharp girl. Why?
  8. If you don't have a gold chain as a Yahoo boy, you haven't made it. Why?
What is missing? Let's add it up. Let's have fun!

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Productivity Plus Afternoon Tea- July 1 2017

A lot of time when I look back, I sincerely wish I had so many flying opportunities as there are now. I am more than sure I would have been your President by now. But I want to encourage everyone both Young & Old, Its never too late to chase after an opportunity. As long as you're alive you need to keep advancing.  Join us on the 1st of July lets help you up that ladder! 

See you there guys!

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

AND SO WE PART WAYS...

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I was told it was dangerous to love but above all more dangerous to be in love.
I fell like a baby born to fall and without regrets I soiled in it.
I had never felt a better joy or a happier moment. It was like a moment of fulfillment.
I was warned against things that looked too real to be true that they just might be mere wishes, but I wasn’t listening and so I fell deeply into his coven.

I tried to pull myself out or even find a rescue hand but the more I tried the more I died inside of me.
Ejecting what I thought completed me was my worst nightmare.
How couldn’t he want me anymore? Wasn’t I enough or was I not just good enough. He used to call me his Everything until I became nothing of value to him.
But where did I miss it? And where did I go wrong? He was the symbol of love in my heart.

I thought if loving less was a risk to losing him, then loving more would have been a way to keep him forever.
But I said- If you ever stop loving me just tell me and let me go. I lost control of everything the day reality was born.

What is reality? Does it really exist?

I have asked myself so many times what exists and what doesn’t exist. And I realized that I exist. My thoughts are real, my feelings are true and my life is a miracle. In my existence, I found the truth behind reality.

Reality like my mind tells me is not what I think but what is true. And what is true is not about how I feel but how things turn out to be. I am not reality, just as reality is not me. And just as I exist, reality does exist too.

Along the way I understood that I can’t make my reality but I can make my wishes. Reality is what effort, time and consistency can dare to forge but reality is the result of things done yesterday, today, tomorrow or the day after.


I may have wished us a forever but reality says; today, we part ways and so our story ends here…

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Friday, 15 April 2016

MY BOYFRIEND IS A BROKEASS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LIVE ON THE ISLAND

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I need a babe for the night...

Many “young girls” have a very disgusting rude mentality!

Sometime ago I was in neo coffee shop somewhere in V.I and I overhead a chitchat between a group of three girls who walked in looking physically comfortable and well-to-do. The baseline of their conversation was “I cannot date a mainland boy”. I became shocked and confused as I could not relate with the reasons to such conclusion. Lol men have indeed suffered discrimination (and some other women would be ranting about feminism).

I laughed deeply in my head and decided to take a quick mental judgment of what kind of persons they might be. My first bother was “did they come to a coffee shop to deliberate as what kind of man to date?” Or where they expecting some boxed up nigga to walk in and then they fling their interest?
I leaned back to my seat to hear them carefully as they weren’t my front view. I crossed my legs pretending I was lost in search of some forgotten inspiration. Hardly did they know I wasn't only having a cup of coffee.  The lead speaker stressed “Mainland guys are broke”

 HA!

 Not until this confession I couldn’t picture their hurt towards “our mainland men”.
For the first time I needed an extra cup of coffee. This inspiration I was in search of must have been really lost! I made an attempt to get the attention of the waiter to refill my cup as I skillfully took a better look at these girls…

“Oh hello” I said
That I would be ignored I didn’t see that coming. I shook it off. I’m used to the envy of girls, I’m pretty sure it couldn’t have been a guy. Lol

My entire opinion to some girls with this mentality is that it is better you go make a living than to be hanging around the island in search of capable men. How does the fact that a man lives on the mainland affect his income? Or his right to a big house or great ride? Unfortunately many young ladies would miss out on opportunities to get a real man when the only recognized real men are on the island with jobs or without jobs and I’m quite sure they don’t even care to know.


And to be precise, when I say “young girls” I mean mentally immature girls… It’s rather unfortunate that we have grown with the wrong ideas.

Sunday, 14 February 2016

A LETTER TO MY VAL

I can't thank you more than I already have...

You are worth my heart praising.

If you hadn't been here, I would have been on my bed with the lights off

But you have given me a reason to be out there with the best smile

Many relationships ended but ours just crossed the hurdle

We are going another mile and we would get there

You are a beautiful lover, the most amazing man with the biggest heart

Thank you for having me



XOXO

Sunday, 7 February 2016

VALS DAY IS HERE- WHAT HURTS THE MOST


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It’s so sad not to have someone to call your own
It’s so sad not to watch others flaunt their gifts and you're forced to wear a smile
It’s so sad to be dumped a night to vals day
It’s so sad to hurt and smile

It’s also…
 So sad to be broke
So sad to lack confidence
So sad to try hard
So sad to love without the ability to maintain

Girls… It’s time to be understanding and be grateful. It is not your birthday so stop demanding and making wishes. Guys are not your godfathers or godmothers. Stop pressurizing them. Val’s day is to share love not time to get new flats in lekki. It’s not time to get a new ride. Stop chasing these men.

Guys… It’s not time to fall sick or lose interest. Do not be the one to break up with her because you can’t meet her ridiculous demands. They are ridiculous! Stand your ground, do what you can and let her walk away if she demands. O boi it is not her birthday!!! It’s a day for love to be shared.


A dose of love wont bite!

Friday, 5 February 2016

VALENTINES DAY IS SPYING ON US SO WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU SHARE WITH YOUR LOVER?

HOW CAN I MAKE HER MY VAL WHEN SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND- 4 Steps to making her your date


First, ask yourself, do I stand an opportunity? If yes please read on

STEP 1: GET HER INTERESTED
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Yes, yes and yes!!! Women like money so what are you waiting for? Coat her with money soak her in gifts. Don't be scared, women cherish even the littlest effort and you can win her over with just that spice of love.


STEP 2: PAY HER ATTENTION

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The work is half way already! Once she is interested you have her attention and pay her attention too. This is not a time to form rambo. Like "she is all over me for money" Guy do what you have to get what you want. Its simple.
Every morning, toast her but don't bug her. Don't wanna be in her Dm's every minute (its so annoying- don't forget she is not your girl friend YET) give her space.


STEP 3: HOLD YOUR COMPLIMENT

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She likes you already! Show you love her so much but don't say it. If she doesn't give you a clue by saying " I really like you?" never say a word about what you feel just swallow it. Be nice

STEP 4: ASK HER

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You have to pop the question.
- Hey xxxxx
-I'll like you to be my val so I can at least be a part of your smile.
-I may be your number last but a date with you would return me a smile.
-Allow me?

Whatever she says share with this family :) Its ALL About US
Happy Vals Day in Advance Readers!

Thursday, 4 February 2016

STANDARD AGENDA FORMAT: CASE STUDY

                                                  ADE&OBY PRODUCTIONS
The five existing departments in Ade&Oby productions have a list of task each department handles. Department C has constantly been facing an unresolvable issue amongst their group members therefore causing a “slo-mo” in production.
The Managing Director has called the head of department C and the head of the rest department to put an end to the conflict before Monday.

·         PROBLEM IDENTIFICATION
 Managing Director: What is the issue with your department? Because I do not see your work as the head of department C if you cannot handle a departmental crisis.
Head of Department C:  Group members demand specific task to handle, failing to realize that we are a team and we must cooperate with one another to achieve anything. Most times the members want to wear the crown, get all the eulogies or seek approval from me.
I have also realized that everyone is fighting for recognition so instead of the members of my group sticking to the task I have apportioned for each they rather carry the cross of another member. By saying carrying the cross I mean doing their jobs and the jobs of others.
I must also admit that there is no team spirit amongst my workers.

·         PROBLEM ANALYSIS
Managing Director: All this has been going on in your department and you haven’t found a way around it? Anyway, head of departments what is your opinion on this?
Head of Department A: I think it is a major problem that group members do not value the work of a team. And we all know that our business would not make progress with all of these shortcomings.
Head of Department D: I totally agree with you. And in fact, I think we must decide on what to do to help department C before it escalates.
Head of Department B: It is no wrong for anyone to pick up the job of another person after he has completed his Job so as hasten the productivity of the company. But what is wrong is that there is no love but envy amongst workers in department C. My reason is that, I see nothing upsetting in a fellow member assisting to complete a task. I mean, if any of us is assisted to keep our jobs what we owe our colleague is a simple gratitude.
Sir, I think there is no harmony and no love among the members of department C.

·         CRITERIA SELECTION
 Managing Director: So what we are saying is that, Department C has unresolved issues of accepting the presence of company of one another?
Head of Department B: Yes there is a glaring fault in the group dynamics and I think we have to address that issue and the conflict would be resolved in good time.


·         SOLUTION GENERATION
A solution must be made to resolve the crisis in department C. We have to find a way to build the relationship between members of the department and strengthen the group dynamics (The way members of the group communicate). We could organize a get together party for the department. We could also consider making a clear cut of each members stand in the department as well as the jobs they are to do.
The best way to handle this breach is to recognize all the effort of each member and also put into consideration the emotions of each member.
Emotional intelligence is key in dealing or maintaining individual’s emotions in an organization.

If there is enough money to spend to get the right response among members, we can employ a psychologist to evaluate each attitude of the member and help match each person’s personality with his job. And also help members to understand each other. This would go a long way in member cooperation.

·         SOLUTION EVALUATION AND SELECTION
We have come to a solution that we have to organize a get together party for department C to help them bond and interact with each other. Now we have to find out the cost of the party so it doesn’t burst the company’s budget.
We have also decided to hold a seminar and invite a psychologist to speak on emotional intelligence as it would be effective for a better communication amongst workers.

We have evaluated the means to the solution and we have concluded on the solution to a better department C

·         SELECTION IMPLEMENTATION
This is the last stage where we carry out the decision we have made to modify department C of Ade&Oby productions.



BY; OYEKANMI JESSICA

Saturday, 23 January 2016

"Don't Let Sin Stop You" - My 26th Official Video Blog - Holly Starr

Holly Starr is my motivation. Whenever I feel sad and drowned in my sin, she is my constant reminder that Jesus is always there and His love For me remains unconditonal. I can not deny my sins I an only confess them and be forgiven.

So, listen to Holly...

Friday, 22 January 2016

What Type of Friend Are You?

Emma keeps my interest!
Emma Express has lots of information today to help us overcome Pretentious Friends...
Get engaged

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Femi - Desire [Official Video]

An interesting song by Femi. Multi talented young man a practicing doctor and a musician. 

Exciting combination



MR EMOTIONLESS

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Save your emotions people are pretentious
There is no amount of love you shower all they see is a tower
Protect your thoughts forget their plots.

Walk with confidence
Flaunt your courage
Pose at your enemies
That's all they talk about
So give them what to talk about.

The television is my role model "Mr Emotionless"
Mr Emotionless never cries or laughs
Mr Emotionless never stops talking and when it does it goes blank "I don't care"
Mr Emotionless doesn't share his feelings.

Go to the television and study it.
You will find out how much better you would be at dealing with sad people who hate on.
Being emotionless makes you a hard cover although the inside remains soft
Don't let them in.

Monday, 18 January 2016

I AM ADDICTED - I

SAVE ME



The word addiction is not tied to drugs and alcohol.
Addiction is addiction!
Its not alien to be addicted, we probably just did it a little too much and went off the hook and that's why we need help.

I have taken out time to understand specific genesis of addiction and I want you to let me help you.

HOW DID I GET ADDICTED?

1. CURIOSITY: Many of you have at some point just wanted to know the feeling of that substance (drugs, alcohol) or even an uncontrollable desire of sex, pleasure and want. Your innocent mind just wanted to try but it seems we tried a little more than we planned.

2. PRESSURE: I intentionally did not say peer pressure because it may not necessarily be pressure
from your peer group. It could be pressure to achieve a goal, to handle your woman in bed, to provide
for your family, or even the death of a loved one and of course pressure from your peers.
Non of these is your fault. You did not know the best way to handle the situation and I'm sorry no one was there to put you through. I'm sorry you had to succumb by engaging in other activities that led you down this road.
But we can solve it!

3. DEVOTION: You do not get addicted by just a sip of alcohol or a sniff of drugs. You do not wake up one morning an internet lover or a sex addict. You devoted yourself to becoming what you are now. You consistently took in all that substance because it didn't feel addictive. You kept going back to that pornographic site because it just felt satisfying.
All that energy put together to make you an addict through your devotion, we can again be devoted to becoming who you really are.

What is important is that, there is a way out. It doesn't matter how you got addicted but in the next episode I will bring to you a free and safe therapeutic way of getting through this.
I challenge you to think in your head how you came about this addiction. When you have found out, accept your situation because that is the first step to solution


Sunday, 17 January 2016

Does She Like Me Too?


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DOES SHE LIKE ME TOO?

Personally, I do not believe that there is anything as such named "leading on"
How do people even "lead you on?"
If someone cares about you it will show. And if they don't, they just don't.
How is it possible to pretend you love someone you are not attracted to?
What fantasy can you make about  someone who gives you half a minute of their time?
You think they love you? or care?
Number one mistake is to assume. Please do not assume. What you see is exactly what you get!
Or are you just that insensitive?

If someone doesn't love you absolutely you would know because love is a piece of magnet. When it finds its match it clicks without doubt.
But if every morning you wake up having a fantastic vision of heart break then Love has not set in.
You think people pretend?
Why speak for them? They are displaying what they want you to see, don't choose to see what suits you. simply look at what they show you.

Life is carelessly short to ponder over some silly girls feelings for you. You really shouldn't be worried. Because girls aren't as terrible, when they are in love they can't hide it.

So I ask you now, does She like you too?

Bae Requirement Checklist

Lately, I cant help but acquire secret knowledge to get going.
This episode of EmmaExpress updates a whole lot of information about Who should be Bae.
Wanna meet Emma?

Friday, 15 January 2016

I LOVE HER

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I want you so bad


I want to tell her much that I want to be with her.
I want to say to her how much I think about her .
I want to show her what I feel for her.

She's so tough and wouldn't sigh me.
She's so confident and that intimidates me.
She's so opinionated my words wont count.

How can I express this depressing emotion?
How can I let her understand my heart wont go on?
How can I be okay without her?

I'm lost in my own fantasy.
I'm drowning in my own tears.
I'm ashamed of myself.

I love how courageous you are
I love how you gaze
I love your self image

And if all these things I love scares me away from you, then I simply love you from afar.