FACTS ABOUT LAGOS

Lagos and it's many characters. Trust me, it is a City with hilarious personalities. Everybody in Lagos contributes to defining Lagos. 

Here are some Lagos facts...

1.  On a Monday morning, every soul in a car that appears on the road is rushing somewhere but when a fellow madman "jams" his car, he comes down to start a fight. What happened to where he was rushing to?
2. In Lagos, beggars don't beg when it is raining. Why?
3. Hawkers sell their goods come rain come the sun, they fight to survive.
4. In Lagos, VI, Lekki, Ikoyi, beggars don't beg when cars are hurrying to work they show up at evening and night time. Why?
5. In Lagos, when a fellow rider drives like an idiot, why do we always look into their cars like we want to beat them up and we eventually don't?
6. Why do Lagosians feel blasting gbedu in their cars make them the IN thing?
7. If you don't have an iPhone as a Lagos girl you are not a sharp girl. Why?
8. If you don't have a gold chain as a Yahoo boy, you haven't made it. Why?

What is missing? Let's add it up. Let's have fun!